buh-bye brain cells.

i'm getting so dumb, it's scary.

i'm honestly too embarrassed to tell you all the knot head things i did this week.

but, let's just say, things are going downhill in the brain power department.

after one particular incident, i was complaining to husband how troublesome it is to me

that i keep getting dumber with each pregnancy. 

and even he said, "i didn't want to say anything, but i've totally noticed."

awesome.

the one positive i have going for me? 

i've known said husband since 1997, so he knows how smart i used to be.

and again, on the bright-side, at least i wasn't a dummy before i started having babies...

otherwise, we'd all be in big trouble!

so, if you run into me at the grocery store...start by reintroducing yourself.

tell me how i know you and if we are friends.

be sure to speak slowly and clearly.

and if you have to ask, "hey, do you remember me?"

{like someone did this weekend at syd's soccer game}

i'll do my best to pretend like i do.

but honestly? i have no idea.

please don't take it personally.

for pete's sake, i don't remember what i ate for breakfast.

where i parked my car.

or why i'm looking in the fridge again.

so, consider yourself warned...i'm a mess.

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